Happy Birthday, Idiot Kai
Cameras are set on a single figure dressed in black. Another person comes in and sits down to interview the black figure.
Interviewer: So Tanaka-san –
Kai: Kai. Just call me the Kaitou Magician, the most handsome and intelligent magician the world has ever encountered.
Interviewer: Um okay. Kaitou Magician-san how does it feel to know that you have such a large amount of fans?
Kai: What can I say? Hah, I’m quite irresistible. I’ve got both ladies and men after me.
Interviewer: Uh yes. Well, how does it feel to know that New Trials is almost coming to an end?
Kai: It’s hard but I can say that something exciting will happen soon. After Meilin and I stop living with one another and Syaoran joins the Alliance my relationship with him gets better.
Interviewer: Better?
Kai winks: You know – (links his pinkies together). I’m the real reason he joined the alliance. And why do you think he kept interrupting the activities between Meilin and myself?
Interviewer looks doubtful: I see.
Kai: But I wouldn’t mind being with you either. I know you are under my charm too.
Interviewer: Well –
Kai stands up and being as suave as ever gets closer for the Interviewer to smell his cologne.
The Interviewer sighs and gets up. “I need to get another job.”
Kai gets startled and stands up abruptly. All his composure is gone. “Wish-chan, please! Don’t leave!”
Wish-chan turns around and stares at Kai. “I thought of being nice and letting you have your special moment on your birthday but geez.” She ponders for a while and smiles at Kai. “Maybe I’ll have you get shot or be a sacrifice later on in the story. Or I’ll have Meilin be with Zian instead.” She nods, “I like all those ideas.”
Kai falls on his knees and hugs her legs. He sobs, “Please don’t! My fan club will have a die! Please! I’ll do anything!”
Kai’s jaw drops. He stares at Wish-chan. “ Wait a second….That’s your gift to be for my birthday?”
She laughs. “I could make it worse you know.”
“But I look like an idiot and whimp!” he sobs.
Meilin pulls his ear. “You should be grateful you even have a short on you for your birthday. Us, normal people, do not make such a fuss over once birthday. The only two that ever get any specials are Sakura and Syaoran so shush. You’re such a baby.”
“But – but -,” Kai stammers.
Nevertheless Meilin hugged him and kissed his cheek. “Happy birthday idiot Kai.”
Interviewer: So Tanaka-san –
Kai: Kai. Just call me the Kaitou Magician, the most handsome and intelligent magician the world has ever encountered.
Interviewer: Um okay. Kaitou Magician-san how does it feel to know that you have such a large amount of fans?
Kai: What can I say? Hah, I’m quite irresistible. I’ve got both ladies and men after me.
Interviewer: Uh yes. Well, how does it feel to know that New Trials is almost coming to an end?
Kai: It’s hard but I can say that something exciting will happen soon. After Meilin and I stop living with one another and Syaoran joins the Alliance my relationship with him gets better.
Interviewer: Better?
Kai winks: You know – (links his pinkies together). I’m the real reason he joined the alliance. And why do you think he kept interrupting the activities between Meilin and myself?
Interviewer looks doubtful: I see.
Kai: But I wouldn’t mind being with you either. I know you are under my charm too.
Interviewer: Well –
Kai stands up and being as suave as ever gets closer for the Interviewer to smell his cologne.
The Interviewer sighs and gets up. “I need to get another job.”
Kai gets startled and stands up abruptly. All his composure is gone. “Wish-chan, please! Don’t leave!”
Wish-chan turns around and stares at Kai. “I thought of being nice and letting you have your special moment on your birthday but geez.” She ponders for a while and smiles at Kai. “Maybe I’ll have you get shot or be a sacrifice later on in the story. Or I’ll have Meilin be with Zian instead.” She nods, “I like all those ideas.”
Kai falls on his knees and hugs her legs. He sobs, “Please don’t! My fan club will have a die! Please! I’ll do anything!”
Kai’s jaw drops. He stares at Wish-chan. “ Wait a second….That’s your gift to be for my birthday?”
She laughs. “I could make it worse you know.”
“But I look like an idiot and whimp!” he sobs.
Meilin pulls his ear. “You should be grateful you even have a short on you for your birthday. Us, normal people, do not make such a fuss over once birthday. The only two that ever get any specials are Sakura and Syaoran so shush. You’re such a baby.”
“But – but -,” Kai stammers.
Nevertheless Meilin hugged him and kissed his cheek. “Happy birthday idiot Kai.”